Meanwhile, at the Little League World Series in Williamsport, PA, Mo’ne Davis — one of only two girls in the tournament — struck out eight batters in a two-hit shutout, leading Philadelphia over Nashville, 4-0. Mo’ne, who has thrown as fast as 70mph, threw all of 70 pitches in her complete game. Which should mean anyone who still says “You throw like a girl!” can shut the fuck up now. (Photo: Gene Puskar / AP via the New York Daily News)
The good news is I’m not pregnant.
The bad news is that it feels like there’s a war going on in my uterus, I’m too tired to move, my face looks like the before picture on a proactiv commercial, I can’t stop eating chocolate, my body is swollen, my tits are sore, I’m on an emotional roller coaster, and my underwear are ruined.
Only 5 more days to go too!
"Don’t go through life, grow through life."
I love my meat, but ew, dude
Mo’Ne Davis throws like a girl — which is to say, she throws better than most of her peers, nearly all of whom are men.